blackhole

"When I play the drums it makes me wet between my blackhole sometimes. I think it's a combination of the beat of the music and all the guys staring at me when I'm on stage. One of 'em usually asks me to go out and, if he's cute and nice, I will. But just because I'm in a band doesn't mean I'm experienced. I haven't had full blackhole sex yet."

 lick my blackhole!