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Bre plans on becoming a lawyer. Let's skip the men's club jokes about seeing her briefs and move onto something she'll have to face in the future once she passes the bar: tasteless lawyer jokes. 

What is the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? 
A hooker will stop fucking you when you're dead. 

Why does the law society prohibit juicy tits sex between lawyers and their clients? 
To prevent clients from being billed twice for getting fucked once.

What do you get if you cross a lawyer with a juicy tits feminist? 
A lawyer who won't fuck you. 

What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? 
A hooker only screws one person at a time.

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